hey there miss sunshine can you help me

Just as I was about to retrieve my warmed coffee from the microwave, I saw this ant "limping" out of the microwave.

I had to assume that it was microwave-d with my coffee, and it survived.

But how?

And then I started to think what if being overly-exposed to the microwaves has side effect, like genetics mutation and the next generation of the microwave-d ants will start to transform into gigantic monsters with special power and are able to dominate the world?

Oh man, will that be end of the world?

I'd rather a comet crashing onto the erf.

I hate ants, moreover heeeeee-uge ones.

***

Do what the fuck you like.

I don't give a damn.

I've better things to do.

Like finding out where Morocco is located and worry about ants dominating the world.

***

Mehhhhhhhh!

How can they keep delaying the screening of the movies in Singapore?

That's abusing authority! ):

If I'm the chief of whichever department that plans the date of screening of movies, I'll let all chic flics and actions movies out first and delay the horrors.

Huh? What?

No lar! That's not abusing authority.

Where got?

With &hearts
vhyx

Just as I get comfortable and satisfied with my ear piece, it's spoilt!

But I did not:

1. step onto my precious earpiece unknowingly.

2. step onto my precious earpiece and had a sensation creeping up onto my spine.

3. step onto my precious earpiece and declared to the world that I thought it was a peanut.

I did not.

And no. I'm not talking about you babe.

I'm not telling the world about the incident at Taka where you did all 3 steps above.

*shakes head*

Coaching the kids were all right.

Oh man. But some made me really mad.

@#$%$^

And then I decided to be a little meaner, and surprisingly they became tamer.

I think it maybe due to YY. See she small small cute cute then be very nice to her and not nice to me! ):

And hor, I think 為何 is not funny lor! >.<

And hor!

Regarding the last entry, Ayumi doesn't have AIDS.

It's just STD.

*stares at M and his 你不知道meh?*

***

Dear Mr Terrorist,

please be considerate and move back to the detention centre by yourself.

As you know, Singapore is just a tiny red dot on the world map.

You can probably go as far as Tampines but people there can recognize you because you have a very beautiful photograph of you on the headline of every newspapers.

Moreover, where can you hide?

We don't have much un-reclaimed lands here, unlike Indonesia.

You're making everybody here frantic and making things hard for me because everybody doesn't let me stay out late!

You know, my Knight was being activated all night because of you! How can you bear to make people suffer? Oh! I forgot you're a terrorist.

Yours truly,

vhyx

With &hearts
vhyx

I was browsing through the CDs at the Japanese/Korean Pop section, and I came across Ayumi's album and I commented on how much I dislike Shawn Yue because he was in Ayumi's MV.

M: Ayumi. Tsk. Ayumi 很可憐... (Ayumi very poor thing.)

Me: Uhhh. 為何？ (Why?)

M: 她有愛之病... (She has AIDS.)

Me: (cannot recover from shock.) HUH?! 是meh? 幾時的事來的？ *gasps* (HUH?! Really? When did that happen?)

M: (signature "unbelievable" stare.) 你不懂meh?! 很久了lor! (You mean you don't know? Very long already!)

Me: -.- 當然不懂... 懂還醬 shocked 幹嘛？ (No of course. If not why would I be so shocked?)

講廢話...

Ask questions that are not redundant please.

And this happened a few days back. It's just, I forgot to blog. >.<

So anyway. Ayumi really contracted AIDS? ):

***

Ehhhhh!!

I was browsing through a forum and because I am still a newbie there so there are some slangs that I still don't quite get it.

And then they keep saying about ff.net and I thought it's FF's blog can?

So dumb. WTH.

With &hearts
vhyx

I still can't believe and get over the fact that I lost my ez-link card again!

I have to report.

My mama says people may borrow from Ah long using my ez-link.

)):

With &hearts
vhyx

I'd very much love to say that today's a VELI HAPPY DAY!

But noooooooo! ):

All right, let me explain why I made the assumption of today would be a happy day.

I was feeling all glum since 2 days back because I saw a notification at the lift saying that there will be a power-cut (or whatever you call that) on wednesday due to some maintenance work.

Until THIS MORNING, I saw my light working fine! I was thrilled.

Seeeeeeee! It started out positive. (:

Then I decided that I shouldn't waste this lucky day, so I went out!

Happily and merrily in my soccer party tank! *winks at K*

Priority was to get G's present, which I did.

Things started to turn kinda bad after the Bacarati (A little too drunk to remember the spelling.).

It was bad. I went to Meet The Spartans and then I was late!

I missed the Britney part. ):

It was silly, but really funny.

Paris Hilton/Britney Spears/Paula Abdul/Ellen DeGeneres look-a-like is really talented.

She's just ONE same person. She looks like Ashley T.

Basically, the only thing worth mentioning is the nonsense.

The movie is without a plot.

Good thing it's only 6bucks. Student price! I didn't know got student price one. I thought only senior citizens get the privilege.

But if you're paying $8.50 for it, give me. I'll dance for you. Ok. Discount. 8bucks!

After the movie I simply moved from Heerens to Cine to and fro to and fro.

Because I can't decide what to get for G.

And I finally settled for a bag and a ring.

Oh yes. How can I forget?

I ALMOST GOT CRUSHED BY THE HEAVY DOOR AT CINELEISURE BECAUSE MY FRIEND IS NOT GENTLEMAN-LY ENOUGH TO HOLD THAT DOOR FOR ME EVEN THOUGH HE ALMOST GOT ME KILLED AT WHEELOCK THE OTHER TIME 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T REMEMBER TO HOLD THE DOOR FOR ME!

I was really mad.

If the door crushed/hit me, I'll never talk to that friend again.

One more sad thing, just as I was about to board a bus, I realised my ez-link was *POOF* GONE!

Oh man. Sucks. 4th missing ez-link.

I made my way to meet YY, who couldn't recognise me.

And then GT came, and she was REALLY late!

My Knight was at there too! He passed by me and didn't say hi at all. What an arse!

Ok. So we cabbed down to PJ, planning the birthday surprise.

I had a bad hunch.

We wouldn't be able to get into PJ successfully. Alas, I was right.

The security guard refused to let us in.

3 very cutesy PJ girls walked past us and tried to help us.

Eventually lying to the security guard and told him that we're the graduates of PJ.

How unbelievable. Of course, he wasn't taken in.

I wasn't by their side while this happened. I was outside. Didn't dare to go in.

And then the poor security guard came out and said to us in this extremely hurt voice, Why you all bluff me?

SO FREAKING FUNNY.

So now, the pathetic us, sat outside PJ.

Good thing, YY asked somebody to get Car because none of them picked up our calls! >.<

Oh! That samatarian! (:

So Car came out and we passed the "veli expensive" strawberry cake to her.

They brought in and brought G out.

We made her eat half of the strawberry cake, claiming it to be VELI expensive and she hates strawberries.

Oh. After that I told her it's $3.50 and yeah, she almost fainted.

I got A Leap of Love! (:

Thanks for finding it! It's so rare!

Ok. I think we're meeting tomorrow.

I love you babes!

With &hearts
vhyx

What should I say?

If you have never intended to consider my suggestion at all, why ask me in the first place?

And if you have never thought of keeping that bloody promise, you shouldn't even have given me the assurance on how you'd keep to your words from the very beginning.

You just took me high above and then dropped me from about 234920 storeys high.

Thanks ar, made me look like a complete gone case anticipating for disappointment.

Anyway, you suck the most but you think you don't.

If you haven't noticed, your only talent is to blame me/the society/the goldfish/the sky/the God/the president/the teacher/S.H.E/Hilary Swank and blarh blarh blarh whenever you did something wrong.

Did it even occur to you that it MIGHT be your fault?

You're too proud to even admit your mistake. Well. That's. A. Shame.

And then it's so sad that you have ZERO idea that it's you I'm talking about. Ridiculous.

***

So yes. I'm going to PJ again.

To celebrate G's birthday.

G was my best friend.

It's quite sad that she decided that she would have another person as best friend so she hadn't told me quite alot of things.

And that, we drifted.

I drowned myself in sorrow (not exactly that dramatic, but the gist is there.) and decided not to have another best friend.

Because best friends are the one who break your heart.

Now, I am very sure about it.

With &hearts
vhyx

#Edited@11.26pm.

I am like ______ pissed. Like with blowing smoke out of my nostril kinda pissed.

But the thing is, the person I'm mad at doesn't understand why I am so pissed.

Holy crap!

#Surprisingly I am less mad after reading the entry, even though who-shall-not-be-mentioned still doesn't get why I am so _______ pissed.

And then I went to the-other-one-who-shall-remain-unnamed's blog and had this sudden urge to leave a comment. And then I stopped myself from leaving any message.

Which I don't know why. Perhaps it's because I'm so scared that it'll be me "inviting" the-other-one-who-shall-remain-unnamed into my life and get uber upset again when the-other-one-who-shall-remain-unnamed decides to leave again for a new fling or friend. Then I'd rather the-other-one-who-shall-remain-unnamed not entering my life now. I was damn sad, and damn sure the-one-who-shall-remain-unnamed will break my heart again. *piang*

And while healing this wounded and vulnerable heart, I went to help coach the juniors. In other words, gave them hella hard time.

They didn't know in the beginning, and was trying to be nice.

And for the benefit of those who happened to hop by my blog, I am not exactly used to being too close with anybody.

So yes, I tried smiling back but I can't get rid of the reek of hostility that seems to be stuck on me for the past decades.

Anyway, I have no idea if they are beyond cure or things are just starting out.

Because I don't remember us being so outrageously atrocious, or atrociously outrageous. I can't decide which is better to describe them!

I made them skip, which made them stared back at me in return.

They'd never done something so tough, they were plainly in shock.

And I reckon, there will be probably less than half back for Thursday training because they will find reasons to skip trainings as much as possible so that they can put off some time while cracking their little heads for reasons to quit this CCA as soon as possible.

Kids nowadays, tsk tsk. Life too comfortable lar!

They have the face to ask me whether they can drink, worst still, ask if they can go home already when they can't even leap correctly.

A shout-out to Coachie! WE GOT ASK LIKE THAT MEH?

I wasn't trying to be demanding.

But I'm sure they've attended enough training to master The skill of Leaping and Catching.

But how come? It was horrigible can?

Good thing that most of them don't even know my big name.

Phew.

On a higher side of note, McDavid finally arrived.

McDavid went to the wrong house, and made me so worried.

But *relieved*, McDavid is here with me, safe and sound.

A gleeful day? No.

Probably, it's just another day I get mad and sad and happy and excited and nervous altogether.

Very much overwhelmed by emotions.

命中(zhong4)注定我愛你! Wo yao kan!

With &hearts
vhyx

I love those fanfictions.

Incredibly good plot and writers have excellent command of english.

Wonderful!

Serious.

I think GW and I will be the only 2 students in the entire course. ):

With &hearts
vhyx

E-diot likes to call me vanvan which is kinda revolting.

And when I make known to him that he's being referred as E-diot in my blog, he came up with gazillion names and expected me to beg him to stop.

Which apparently didn't work because the best name he came up with was V-diot.

Plain plagiarism and has no sense of originality at all! *Shakes head!*

Oooh! E-diot claimed that he is my kor kor just because he is 4 days older than me.

I don't want an E-diot to be blood-related with me in anyway. It'll be just fine if things will always be this way.

Plus, I so bloody smart. Confirm won't have this kinda kor kor which I absolutely will hiam.

And I don't even have to worry about him hating me for writing all these.

Because E-diot will never get to read any of these.

I bet it didn't even strike his mind that he could google E-diot to find my blog instead of begging and sa jiao-ing to me for the URL.

What an E-diot.

With &hearts
vhyx

There you go again.

I'm so sorry.

But I'm just not conditioned to love the way you do.

"氧气是你
如果你爱我
你会来找我
你会知道我
快不能活
如果你爱我
你会来救我
空气很稀薄
因为寂寞

With &hearts
vhyx

I just watched the fantastic Charlie and The Chocolate Factory with my sister (who fell asleep when she was the one who HAD to watch! Homework!).

Fabulous!

From the start of the movie, I've been saying, Willy Wonka looks like Johnny Depp to my sisters.

But they ignored me because they didn't know who's Johnny Depp, not that they know now. They still don't.

And then I believed that he's not Johnny Depp. How dumb.

Until at the end of the movie and I can't stand not finding out who Willy Wonka is and I saw Johnny Depp's big name on the cover.

Oh man!

Good nights!

I quitted my job.

With &hearts
vhyx

I was late for training today, because there was a traffic jam.

It wasn't training anyway, it was a friendly match against RP.

I fell down in the first quarter I played, pretty badly.

Kinda flew a distance before I landed on the ground with a loud thud on my arse.

And as a smart kid, I had my left hand cushioning the fall, thus I sprained my left wrist.

I stood up, because I thought I'd be able to continue.

I couldn't feel anything on my left arm, not even the pain.

It was then the pain suddenly crept in that I had to call for time out.

It was embarrassing, and throw-face moment. ):

I really wanted to play, I feel so fat now.

I think I may just visit the Sinseh anytime this week because it hurts a little actually.

Especially after I tried to crack my knuckles.

It can barely hold the weight of my head while I'm typing this.

So sad.

Originally had a dinner date, but I assume that I screwed it up.

Oh well.

Thanks Ah Me and Small Girl. (:

I heart the presents.

I think I've gotten a little more stupid than before.

I think I'm more clumsy than before.

Why is this happening?

With &hearts
vhyx

"What for? Your smile looks nice probably because of your two front teeth!"

This is what my mum will say whenever I bring up the i-want-braces-and-i-don't-care-issue.

She's gotta be kidding me.

B-L-A-R-H-S.

I. WANT. TO. GET. BRACES.

And I suspect McDavid got lost while flying here.

I'm sad!

Bone's new episodes will only be aired in April.

And April is about a lifetime away.

Meanwhile, I should start on Bionic Woman.

(#Edits: I'm not going to! 'Cause it's pretty not original. That girl resembles Jen Garner so much that I have the illusion that I was watching Alias.)

Muahahaha!

Superheroes is fucking hilarious.

Because the missions are really dumb.

Dumber than those contestants in Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

(They don't know what's 2x5.)

I think Ramiele and Brookes in AIS7 are great!

Brookes especially, because she sang my all-time favourite so well!

Imagine me and you, and you and me.

No matter how they toss the dice...

Ramiele looks so much like Kathleen in Hi-5!

Great vocals, and Simon Cowell sucks as much as the previous 6 seasons.

With &hearts
vhyx

I was loitering aimlessly until E-diot came, who was late once again.

This time round, ONE AND A HALF HOUR.

Bloody E-diot. But I shall forgive him because he entertained me for the entire day and accompanied me to buy presents.

He brought along a birthday present for me too! Thanks E-diot (although he'll never get to see this blog.)

E-diot can be quite smart sometimes.

He said, (very intellectually.) You'll be spending 1/6 of a day on travelling to TP each day.

So I'll be spending 1/6 of 3 years travelling to TP.

And so, I'll be spending half a year on a bus.

Oh god. He actually has a point there.

I am damn sad now.

Because I bought a notebook.

And it has no line! ):

I want a chio notebook with lines!

Caught Fool's Gold.

Kate Hudson has pretty abs. (:

I want to watch Nim's Island!

Jodie Foster! She's really hilarious in this movie.

Awww. Finally get to see her in movie that is not so intense, like Flightplan or The Brave One.

I hope Singapore get to host the Youth Olympics!

I hope!!!!! Then there'll be tons of talented (or perhaps gorgeous) youths in Singapore for me to ogle!

With &hearts
vhyx

Britney Spears is a complete wreck!

I can't believe that I adored her in my primary school days.

Everything was like, Britney! Britney! BBBRRRRIIIITTTNNNEEEEYYYY!

Things just change, even without noticing it.

Oooops. I still have Britney's songs in my iPod.

Pretty cool. *Piece of Me*

I think I'm in a good mood today! (:

Because all of a sudden I think I'm not so fat.

Is the diet effective or am I living in delusion?

I'm jetting off, to the new school.

Just be yourself.

Why waste a second in your life hating yourself?
Life is too short to be anyone else.

Just be yourself.

With &hearts
vhyx

Thanks to all. (:

All the text messages.

All the presents.

All the surprises.

All the intended-to-be surprises.

All the mini celebrations.

All the creativity.

All the effort.

Thank you.

This year, I shall learn how to be independent.

I shall not rely on anybody to get anything done.

I shall learn to live like I have nobody by my side.

I shall prepare for the overseas trip in the future.

I have 203482452340923 movies that I want to watch.

Watch with me! Puhhhhhhleeeeeaaaasssseeeee!! >.<

With &hearts
vhyx

Bloody Mcdavid.

Where are you already?

You're oh-so late.

With &hearts
vhyx

Mehhhhhhh!

I've received a text message from 74688 today 6am.

Cooooool! So I've gotten into my first choice. Which I don't know is a blessing or not.

(K-A-O. The COP is 15 this year. Bloody low can?)

JK joked about how hi-tech MOE can get.

It's text message now, and what will it be in the future (Imagine! A staff from MOE 3G calls you, and tells you. Congratulations, Tan Ah Kow! You're posted to NP, Hotel and Resort Management (N-whatever-the-number-is.) under 2019 JAE.).

I'm feeling extremely uneasy and queasy about the whole going-to-school issue.

I've been school-less for at least 5 months and this sudden change...

I am afraid.

I is officially 17. Wooots. One more year to M18!

With &hearts
vhyx

Crashing was pretty successful (despite hiccups at the beginning.) ! (:

We were "invited out" of the school in the beginning because apparently there was a teacher eavesdropping on us.

But she wasn't mean. She talked to us nicely.

We, in turn, talked to the security guard nicely and built up "friendship".

So we crashed with a visitor pass.

We really did hide in the toilet.

DY tried to sms me, but it was only after everything then I read the message.

But oh gosh! I only attended a GP tutorial and I skipped all the rest of the classes and slacked at the canteen.

I saw Miss Loo. Which was great. It had been a while since I last saw her.

She's prettaye! (: My favourite teacher!!

Oh! I got to know a few girls. (: And played basketball with a few guys.

There's this girl whom they all agreed in unison that she looks like me (unfortunately! But I'm taller!).

They all have this frenzy of vandalising my precious but short arms. Awww. But it was pretty fun today!

Hung out with M, JK and G (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) today. (:

Shy, but great.

I must be a real idiotic the entire evening.

Fucked up. Urghs. I could've been more, err, friendly.

Oh man. Eagerness just makes everything turn out to be nothing I'd planned. Hellllllll!

Kill meeeeeeee. ):

I kinda feel bad.

Whatever I get will never be enough.

With &hearts
vhyx

Wish me luck.

I wanna it to be a success.

First and last time crashing!

We have to hide in the toilet to escape the attendance taking.

How mature. (:

One more day!

With &hearts
vhyx

I was so wrong.

Vday celebration turned out to be the best birthday celebration. (:

But it's sad that YY couldn't make it.

Gohyx was funny! (What do you call the mixture of flour and water? Us: Dough. Gohyx: A deer, a female deer!)

She tried very extremely especially hard to make me open the bag that Brendak and her got for me because there were other presents inside.

Thanks.

Ton dearest, YY, Cute DY, GP for the lovely jersey. (:

Gohyx and Brendak for the prettaye bag. (:

Nette and GP for the good read! (:

K for the party tank that I wanted to get. (:

Love you guys.

I *jump jump jump jump jump jump*.

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHS. WHY AM I STILL HERE?

Get me a snow globe! 'Cause I adore that supernatural power that David possessed!

I want that jumper's power.

Diane Lane was in that show. She's prettaye! But she appeared only in 2 scenes. ):

She's the Paladine. Heees. Paladine appeared in Bones before. So cool!

I LOVE THAT SHOW. But I didn't quite enjoy the entire movie because I was having high tide. ):

With &hearts
vhyx

K-A-O-S.

I think my mum should be more encouraging than to be just criticizng me all day long and crush my self esteem to the point where I can never boost it up ever again.

Not fair!

My sister said she saw ang mohs filming a movie or something underneath a flyover where we have to pass by to reach the driving range.

And that was the registration that I've missed!

I keep punching my heart when my sister said that ang moh is the most beautiful woman (second to moi! WAHAHAHA. Let me boost my ego please.) she'd ever seen in her entire 13 years of life. LOL.

So sad one! ): Why I never see her?

I have yet to see a woman in real life who can charm me enough for me to turn gay for her!

Muahahhaha.

Vday celebration is starting out very negatively.

My oh my. Seee! I don't see the point, especially it deteriorates our relationship.

With &hearts
vhyx

I'm the first to wish Shawnyyyy happy birthday.

So happy. (:

He's 17 on the 17th.

I'll have to wait 2 more years.

So old. Nineteen sound so BOMBASTICALLY old.

But it's ok.

When I'm old and unwanted and grieving about my old age and sobbing by the window (imagine, toothless, hunched back and white haired), I will remind myself that Shawnyyyy is always 2 days older than me. (:

And Slut, 1 month and 2 days older than me.

Slut used to call me Bitch (Brilliant, Imaginative, Tactful, Cheerful, Hot) and now she's calling me Hot Stuff. I upgraded!

I suddenly wish that I'd enrolled myself into CHIJ during my secondary school life. ):

With &hearts
vhyx

<33s

I love this guy! (:

I hate people who make me give them discount and still ask for free DVD to watch.

If you can't afford to watch, watch channel 8!

No mood.

I see no point in us celebrating Vday like it's an obligation.

Moreover, it's over.

With &hearts
vhyx

I saw Ben Yeo while waiting for E-diot to pick me up at Tiong Bahru Plaza.

E-diot. Because he's always late! Tardy King!!

I stared right at Ben Yeo, to confirm that he's Ben Yeo.

And I looked away after the confirmation.

I tried to be calm so he won't be freaked out by my crazy fans actions.

Ben Yeo walked past me many many many many times.

He sort of gave me the , Hey!-I'm-the-superstar-and-why-aren't-you-getting-autograph-from-me look.

But he's really cute. Japanese guy kinda cute. Irresistible. But he's married. ):

There's no Bones today.

I'm so so so sad! ):

Hate the system in USA. They can change everything they want to.

With &hearts
vhyx

你還在嗎？

我仍常在吵雜的街上聞到那曾經那麼熟悉的味道

那股屬於你的獨特氣味

你還在嗎？

我在擁擠的商場裡還是會見到跟你相似的背影

那個我天天目送著的背影

你還在嗎？

我腦子裡都是你曾對我說過的話

那些讓我心動又心痛的話

每當有人大聲地叫我的名字，我都會迫不及待的把頭轉向那把聲音

因為我實終相信總有一天我回過頭看見的一定是你

無論多久

因為我知道你一直都在...

With &hearts
vhyx

THREE HUNDREDTH ENTRY

I bought my shoes! Like weeets. And it's cheap.

I've made up my mind not to get another pair of shoes that cost more than a hundred bucks because I know it's gonna wear off within 3 months.

I'm happy with my cheap cheap shoes.

I wanted a pair of Barricade.

But they simply look too horrible on my small feet.

Now I envy people with Size 9 feet. ):

I'm happy with my socks too!

The lady refused to sell the socks to me.

She claimed that they're too small for me.

I bought it anyway.

I'm so happy. They fit just fine!

That lady was really bad at estimating!

I think I'm very used to have people around me to be taller than me.

I was on a bus today, and I saw people my age shorter than me.

The first thing I did was to look at the floor, to see if I'm standing on a platform.

Oh man. This is another thing I shouldn't be getting used to!

TELL ME. WHAT IS 7469?

Ah Me finally decided that she wants to watch 27 Dresses.

See lar! Ask you watch the other time, you rejected me. ):

And then I'm feeling very low suddenly.

Why is life so unfair?

I really really really really want to go Taiwan so so so badly and I don't have the chance.

I can't tell really tell you how badly, but it's definitely more than just "badly".

And there I have people going there all the time and taking every single shit they have for granted.

I seriously hate you people.

Please learn to fucking cherish and stop worrying about nothing that worths worrying about.

Like deaths.

That's the most absurd thing I've seen a healthy and kicking person worries about.

I don't know what's going on.

If you don't want to talk to me anymore, I can just vanish.

You won't have to even see me ever again.

With &hearts
vhyx

I'm getting freaked out.
Because they're taking too long.
So long, that I'm afraid that they're DHL-ed.
Where are you, my McDavid?
Please hurry up.
They're not going to take months, are they?

I'm frigging amused by Chick or Dick.

Like seriously. XX is the best blogger ever.

And Joewei is the best blogger with the cutest baby ever.

And FF is the best blogger who decided to shut her blog down.

Muahahahaahahaha. Bye.

With &hearts
vhyx

I watched Ah Long Pte Ltd and Ps I Love You.

Fann Wong and my Hilary Swank are absolutely drop dead gorgeous!

And this actor in Ah Long Pte Ltd is so hamsen.

But he speaks with terrible Malaysian accent. I'm not saying anything, I'm a Malaysian myself but I don't like that accent. It's really horrible.

Ps I Love You isn't as nice as I've thought it'd be. But I still like it overall.

Ps I Love You doesn't have subtitles. Haha! It'd be better if the movie has subtitle. At some point I don't quite catch their jokes. ):

I almost failed my english, remember?

Ah Long Pte Ltd can be better! I prefer Just Follow Law.

A little teeny weeny bit of disappointment.

Good thing that guy is pretty cute. I'm not talking about Mark Lee.

Visiting was fun!

Chinese New Year's the only time we visit our Grandaunt.

She makes the best Otah and Achar I've ever tasted.

And nian gao! I love nian gao! (((((((((:

I saw my aunt's husband. He's a caucasian from Rome. So cool. So cute. Ooops. >.<

2E3 outing to West Coast was pretty, erm, educational?

We had telematch and sat by the side and started making weapons.

LOL. That was how the primitives spent their time. Sharpening wood and everything.

And I left halfway through. They went to succumb the highest peak in Singapore and Sakae for dinner after that.

Laugh out loud!

Visit to J's house was sooooo fun!

His house was like huge and his parents are super nice (and generous! We had abalone for dinner!).

Made me so nervous about visiting. Hahaha.

We climbed out of the window and sat by the balcony. So cool!

I won some money! Call me the QUEEN OF DAIDEE!

I love Daidee!

Nette, YQ, YY and J all lost their money to me! Muahahahah.

I seriously hate Blackjack!

I didn't lose, I won. But it's sooooo sooooooooooooooo sooooooooooooooooo hard to control whether you win or lose for Blackjack.

I like thinking games! Muahahah. Because that's when you get to decide your fate.

But I spent the money on cab after that. Wahahahah.

I want to visit his house again! So fun! (((((((((:

With &hearts
vhyx

My sister asked me a series of questions that day and they turned out to be psychological tests.

She asked me.

You step into the jungle one day and what animal will you surely find there?

I said, A-N-T.

And that question happened to be What do you see yourself as.

Cherie Hot Mama is so right about it.

***

You need a girlfriend.

And that person is definitely not me.

If I've given you any false hope, I apologize.

I want you to be my friend.

Please don't expect anymore from me.

I don't want to reach the stage where we can't even talk to each other.

Be my friend, get a girlfriend.

For god's sake.

***

I think I want to be alone on Valentine's.

Or have lunch with the girlies whom I haven't met up with for 23120398 light years.

Oh my Bi! I miss you tons.

With &hearts
vhyx

#Edited.

大家都是贏家！

而我卻是財神爺... ):

I lost more than 50 bucks last night playing blackjack alone.

Oh man!

SC Ah Yi won 400 bucks.

Ryan won more than 50 bucks. I think they are all mine.

But good thing, I won a bit in Mahjong and Daidee!

I love games that have to do with thinking instead of luck alone.

All the moolah I "invested" are the money I planned to get my shoes, hoping that I can get more moolah to get a better pair of shoes.

Uh oh. Shoes, now become slippers.

So yes, Mama, Papa, Nic, Lind and I are going to gamble again later.

So stupid right? Win own people's money.

I won 5 bucks. Weeeeets.

My Mama won 10 bucks although she's still not clear about the rules of Daidee. I call it the Beginner's Luck! Because I have no other explanations for it.

Damn.

I WANT TO WATCH FOOL'S GOLD.

I WANT TO WATCH AH LONG PTE LTD.

I WANT TO WATCH WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS.

I WANT TO WATCH THE HOUSE.

I WANT TO WATCH PS I LOVE YOU.

I WANT TO WATCH 27 DRESSES (again).

I WANT TO WATCH WANTED.

Come on. Please let me win many many many moolah!

胖妞 is so adorable.

So is Rita. Oh god.

This little princess is so cute.

Scandal.

Cent immediately denied that he kissed Rita after playing the head-knocking game. Jerk!

Now I got prooooooooooof! Muahahahaha. You naive baby!

Tata is the youngest baby in the family.

She's so adorable. Everyone simply adores her.

Everyone tried so hard just to make her smile. Too hard in fact.

It's been quite a while since we have a baby at home.

The youngest one is already primary 2.

We used to bet 10 cents for blackjack.

And now, it's 1 buck at least.

We used to make fun of Wei and Nic.

And now, Wei already has a girlfriend.

Zhuang is in army. So cool. I pray. That I won't be chosen.

Jie and Xun have girlfriends too.

Oh man.

I'm the Da Jie Jie there.

And I don't have a boyfriend.

(I'm short and fat and black and almost failed my english. You want me not?) ™

Ok. Main point is, I love being in the big family.

Changes all these years made us closer.

At least us kids are closer than before.

So fun playing and gambling and crapping.

So not fun losing money.

With &hearts
vhyx

I have no mood.

I lost 3 rounds of mahjong!

What a way to start Chinese New Year!

They predicted that the people who're born in the year of goat will have very good luck when it comes to money.

Then how come like that?!

Good thing, it's just a fight between me, Jacky Wu, Dodo Cheng and Bruce Lee on the computer.

I'm outta kill tomorrow!

I'm gonna get all the moolah tomorrow!

*SSSSSHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

I've yet to choose what to wear tomorrow.

I forgot to buy earrings.

Oh man.

I got ang baos leh! I got 2.

From my papa and mama. (:

Happy Chinese New Year!

在這新的一年的的一天，我愛上了蠻...

With &hearts
vhyx

Ah Me is so sweet today because she accompanied to attend a session of retail therapy.

Tiffany is so goddamn expensive.

I almost puked blood after paying for that silver bracelet.

I mean it's not THAT expensive, but you know, I'm just a student (who is fat and black and almost failed my english. You want me not?)!

We had lunch at PH. Weeeets. I love the BALLS. THE BALLS!

What a coincidence! We saw Ah Me's girlfriend 3 times! (not to mention 12309248203420 of Ah Me's friends. -.-)

Ah Me likes pointy shoes. The pointier the better!

I no like pointy shoes. ):

I like Mary Jane! But I couldn't find any prettaye Mary Jane. Which is pretty sad.

Now Mama says my pumps are too high. Rarrrr. She has no idea how long I've been searching for the perfect pair of shoes.

Ah Me likes to imagine what will happen if her name is Amanda instead.

Ah Me thinks I'm a little gay.

She's so wrong. I think I'm not gay.

Suddenly I'm hoping I'd get into my first choice. I don't want tourism already! I want the first choice! My daddy's choice.

Once I reach my grandpa's house, I'm gonna start gambling with Pineapple Tart on my lap!

I must win! I need moolah to go Queensway, the paradise.

Happy New Year! Byebye!

With &hearts
vhyx

There's another 2403 today!

When he said he's 2403, I took out 2403Z's card.

Based on their attitude, I assumed they are related. Father and son most probably.

Then 2403 said he's 2403C!

Oh god.

2403 is meant for mean people like them!

0690A said I'm a clever girl because I remembered her number.

I like 1381J and 5234 and 8445. They're uber polite.

I hope Abooboo's eyes will get better tomorrow.

I have goldfish's eyes too. ):

Get better or I can't go out tomorrow.

With &hearts
vhyx

-Ladyfingers- and -gay brownie- in The L Word cracked me up and I couldn't stop my ahm chio fits ever since.

Season 5 is definitely the best! I wish there's gonna be more of Helena.

Shane oh Shane. Oh so charming Shane.

I bought 2 tanks and a skirt from WH, the super overcharging shop.

And I doubt I'll wear the skirt again unless I'm feeling either bimbotic or super confident of myself.

I find him intrusively disturbing.

He keeps stealing The PSP (because it's not even mine to begin with).

And then he lied about it.

Now he pisses without closing the fucking door.

In the House of the Women!

But I didn't manage to see that.

If I ever bump into him while he pisses, I'll just barge into the fucking toilet and see if he ever dare to repeat it.

He ought to learn by the hard way if gentle reminders don't work.

That will do the trick I bet.

With &hearts
vhyx